My favorite part is

KICKSTAND

See above.

The Steam Deck is heavy. Your wrists are weak. We can’t solve either of these problems. We can, however, give you a Kickstand. In addition to giving your wrists some much-needed relief, it’s also great for local multiplayer. Now, you just need friends.

I think most of their products say “thin unlike you” in their descriptions

Thats EXACTLY what I expect from DBRAND, I love their humor.