Hey guys I brought my deck to school and while browsing this subreddit I came across a few shitposts saying the air vent that the deck gives off smells good. Well I really wanted to know so I pulled my deck out during class and took the biggest whiff. One of the girls sitting next to me thought I was doing crack so she alerted the teacher.

I tried explaining to my teacher the meme but she thought I was making excuses saying “do you see me sniffing my phone like a drug.” Now I’m on investigation and might get suspended from school. My life is over guys…