Honestly I would temper your expectations beforehand. Tell yourself it’s gonna be OK no matter which deck you end up gaming on. There are likely a few scalpers and for sure lots of people poised to purchase the limited edition version this Thursday. I know you want that limited edition version, I smell it in your fear, I read it in your types, I know it in my gaming heart. I want it too my friend. But while the allure of pretty orange and transparent plastic, metal, and glass may captivate us now, in the grand scheme of things, we’re all just future dust, making these material joys wonderfully absurd and fleetingly brief. Who gets the best Steam Deck on the block? Who gets the best deck chair on the Titanic?! Potatoes, Potahtoes.