As you all know, the old, outdated, obsolete, unusable LCD Steam Deck will self destruct on November the 16th, and we’re all going to be forced to buy the new OLED Steam Deck, or Valve thugs will come after us.
I really don’t like this movement from Valve, I believe the least they could do is retrieve and recycle the now insultingly useless LCD Steam Deck.
Please send all of your obsolete Steam Decks to me. I have an idea…