I think it is actually a machine learning neural net but it’s job is basically “does that look like the moon? Then put the moon stuff on it.”

So you spent a bunch of extra money on Apple chargers instead of third-party chargers because of… A feeling?

Here’s the facts: Apple’s chargers are just standard USB power delivery bricks at this point. Any PD charger from Anker, Belkin, Ravpower, or any other reputable charging brand is going to do the exact same thing.