Find my phone: Off
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Cake day: October 29th, 2023
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1·10 months agoNever heard this before.
You got a fake SIM eject tool, I see. Time to sue the Deutsche Telekom. /s
When I lift my phone, I see them in the lock screen. That’s all I need, because when something happens the icon of the app has the red dot. With email I do not care, because I get many, so I just check every few hours. If I am not sure about something, I pull down the notification center. But I am aware that doesn’t work for everyone. My job, life, and old age allow me to march to the beat of my own drummer.
Mail, Bitwarden, Signal, Phone
That’s like three times an hour approximately. Seems to make sense to me.
Use a car battery on the earlobes to make it twitch a bit, faking life and attention, as this is what FaceID needs.
The iPhone 12 is originally rated for a maximum depth of 6 meters up to 30 minutes. Even if the seals/gaskets of ports and switches deteriorate over time, a few seconds in a dog bowl should not be an issue. Just dry it off and shake the water out of the lightning port before recharging.
Troll level 💯