Most of those are problems I don’t have. I have a 15 pro now but had a 12 before that and didn’t have your lag problems.

Obviously some of those are layout design issues that haven’t bothered me, things change, I adapt.

As someone else said, swap it for an android because either your phone is defective or you’re overstating things a bit

Me either

Of course I don’t shower with it and don’t get why people would. I wouldn’t want to have a wet soapy wrist behind the watch, surely that shit would go cristy after a while?

I’ve had those spam emails too, ignore it, nobody has filmed you wanking (unless that’s what you’re into), no NOT send them money or crypto. I have about 20 of those spam emails in my spam folder right now

So you’re saying she doesn’t know how to use her phone then?