Beautiful day to start at a screen.

Remove the vinyl button skin.

Just don’t play your games under a microscope and you probably won’t notice it.

That makes no sense but I’d love to hear your friend’s logic.

Ooh, fresh copypasta!

This is a common scam, not related to Steam decks in any way.

517k > 4.1m?

No, putting it down on my coffee table does not carry the same risk. There isn’t a toilet right next to my coffee table. People don’t piss and shit in my living room.

Do you enjoy a sprinkling of urine and fecal bacteria on your Deck?

It’s ugly.