Is apple really doing a smart ring? First time I hear of this

The ring to put in ur ass 🤣

Rossmann’s gonna have a field day on that one

I hope they make them in Magnum size

extreme violence detected

Should pair perfectly with the Apple Bass Plug

Tim Fapple

In that case I’ll need to size up from a 7.5 to an 8.5

Siri Notification: “You’re throbbing uncontrollably, should I call Wife or Mr.Rodgers xx?”

Okay im gonna say it

#PENIS

would

New products coming. Apple is getting a bit cocky.

Soon you will have to upgrade your wedding ring every couple years!

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Does it come in xxs? Asking for a friend