You could try eating them

Never connect a TV to the internet. Not only can they listen to you with the mics, but the FBI (could be some love other government agency) used the mics to spy on people too. Louis Rossman talked about this when he was talking about Netflix on YouTube

Steve Jobs will come out of his grave and slap you, then go back to bed

Not having an iPhone as a teenager just leads you to be ostracized. People bash down anything different