Ah, common sense, a fascinating concept indeed. Take, for example, the act of making a Reddit post about a mere scratch on a brand new phone, all while being consumed by an overwhelming flood of tears.
Picture, a dimly lit room, adorned with posters of pop culture icons and shelves filled with dusty books. The air hangs heavy with the scent of despair, mingling with the faint aroma of fast-food remnants. In the center of this melancholic setting, we find our protagonist, a young soul, clutching a scratched phone with trembling hands.
“Dear fellow Redditors, I have come before you today, burdened by the weight of a scratched phone. Do not mistake this for a mere inconvenience, for it is a testament to the fragility of our mortal existence.” Surely, the gods themselves weep at such a calamity."
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I haven’t dropped my phone in a year, not once. What are you all doing, juggling with your phone and 2 whiskey glasses? 😂