Well, time to gear up tomorrow to either buy GS or AAPL on the dip…

Personally, I hope Apple can talk Amex to taking Goldman’s place.

Premium brand, trillion dollar market cap… might have something to do with it.

Pause?

Musk: “I’m soh-wee”.

Tim Apple: “Release the Funds!”

?

All of that for nothing

I see what you did there 😉

”Just one more (no)thing…”

“RCS will be green”…

damn. I was hoping for Mauve.

This is getting out of hand. Empty boxes heading to Apple Trade In partners, empty boxes showing up at customer doors, now this?

Theft in transit has to be addressed.

Can’t they pull all lightning stock and replace the ports with USB-C, re-assemble, re-label the box, repackage and put them back on the shelf?

/s

At least it’s better than what Nokia did…

https://www.theverge.com/2012/9/5/3294545/nokias-pureview-ads-are-fraudulent