GPTSteve taking over
the succession plan is robot Steve jobs
It will be Scott Forstall returning like the messiah
the only pick who would actually make me excited about apple’s future
Same man
Haha! What is he doing these days, anyway…?
There hasn’t been much in the spotlight but he randomly produced a Broadway musical that won 8 Tony Awards in 2020 :D
He wouldn’t know the way back to Cupertino if he uses his version of apple maps
SKEUUU MURP ISM
SKEUUU MURP ISM
Dear Investors: don’t worry. It’s a very detailed plan.
Promote the Eldest Boy.
Apple doesn’t give a shit about investors
Apple bout to drop the tiM2
Tim Apple 2nd edition
Tim Ultra
This is the most advanced Tim that we’ve ever created!
Introducing Tim S. And for the first time its available in new colours!
Snow Tim
It’s made of timtanium
i have been having a long, cruel day. your comment made me laugh out loud… thank you for making me laugh… needed it…
Tim Apple 2nd edition
Good Morning ^2
Tim Apple II.
Tim Apple II Plus.
And we think you’re gonna love him!
King Tim III
i have been having a long, cruel day. your comment made me laugh out loud… thank you for making me laugh… needed it…
King Tim III
Introducing the most innovative CEO from the most innovative company in the world
Timbook Pro
I’m gonna wait for the tiM4 MAX
Tim Ultra
Best comment in here tbh
i have been having a long, cruel day. your comment made me laugh out loud… thank you for making me laugh… needed it…
It’ll be Jeff Williams, and Tim Cook’s enshittifaction of the product lines will probably continue to get worse with him at the helm.
I hope whoever Apple picks brings back the excitement to the company. Tim’s great, but he’s an ops guy at heart. Every single Apple event is “This is slightly better than the one before it”.
Eldest boy?!
“Introducing uhhh the new fucking iPhone, ok yeah, for sure”
There will only be one Tim Apple
“The successor knows the most vital priority to the company to Apple is the continuation of Watch bands.”
“we have a long term plan in place for exponentially increasing SKUs every year”
Apple had two succesfull CEOs: Steve Jobs and Tim Cook.
Why did you write this
John Cena
Let’s be honest, the largest stockholders (Vanguard, Blackrock, and Berkshire Hathaway) will choose whomever will generate the largest return for them. When Tim Cook leaves, I promise you that what little of Apple’s core values remain will be sacrificed on the alter of creating more value for shareholders.
Is it just me or does Apple feel like it’s heading in the complete opposite direction Steve Jobs would have taken it.
Imo steve jobs would we hella proud of what apple has become today.
It’s not just you …
The community overwhelmingly downvoted my original comment, but I just feel like the quality control on Apple hardware and software has gone down along with the care about the user experience and genuine privacy.
No, Steve’s direction really wasnt THAT crazy in the 21st century Apple. It would be slightly different, the product stack would be simpler, but nothing revolutionary
Pretty sure it has been more successful than ever
I volunteer for the spot. I’ve been practicing my finger tip presses during zoom meetings for it.