Child delivery made easy! This delivery is going by waaay faster than the previous.

  • PoopChuteChomper@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    Jesus, I can’t imagine being at the hospital with my pregnant wife in the process of giving birth and playing a stupid video game.

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      1 year ago

      Yeah, you need to be absolutely bored for 12 hours, no chilling possible.

      • drakes2pactoilet@alien.topB
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        1 year ago

        I don’t know if you ever were present at a birth but I was busy during the whole process, when I didn’t help my gf I stressed out a lot

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          1 year ago

          Yes, as we all know all births are always the same and there’s never waiting time. Your experience is obviously representative of every single child birth.

          • drakes2pactoilet@alien.topB
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            1 year ago

            Yeah I meant I stressed out a lot during downtime. Wtf are you on

            It’s funny how I talk about my experience and some sweaty redditor dude comes along and says that I generalize every birth

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              1 year ago

              It’s funny how I talk about my experience and some sweaty redditor dude comes along and says that I generalize every birth

              …you see the irony in this comment, right?

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      1 year ago

      You sound like someone who’s never had to wait around. There is a LOT of downtime, and the wife is not always amenable or available. Obviously you drop everything when she needs something. And ideally, she has a Deck of her own–or something–cuz I’m pretty sure she could use some distraction (that isn’t always the spouse that made her this way, heh), too. ;)

      • PedanticMouse@alien.topB
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        1 year ago

        Can confirm. My wife had her iPad, and I had my Switch, for the birth of our first. We were there for like 2 days and most of it was pretty chill, until it wasn’t. When things escalated, the last thing on my mind was video games lol