Alright, fine… I guess you really are my little pog champ! motions for a hug

You’ve ascended to the level of the Gods!

I currently have 54 games in my Steam Library.

Of those I’ve played at least an hour there are 22 of them. Roughly 40.7%.

Of the 54 games in my library, I’ve added 14 games since I got my Deck or roughly 25.9%.

The 1975 Quiz Kid.

Doesn’t the Steam Deck get delivered by Fedex?

Now all you need to do is load a 135mm shell and fire it at a school or something…

1. You didn’t order your Steam Deck in July 2021. You paid $5 bucks to be in a queue.

2. Just because it says 1-2 weeks doesn’t mean it’ll take anywhere near that long. I ordered mine on Wednesday February 15th, 2023 and it arrived that Friday.

I’m not…😑

How about an actual generational leap in performance?

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Since this ain’t happening for another few years, I’m pretty good with what I have. I generally don’t play modern AAA titles anyway.

Valve: You’ll never get this, you’ll never get this… lalalala!

Nope.