Murican detected.

What the fuck are you talking about? I just said that non pro iPhones are shit. Pro iPhones have arguably good hardware.

I don’t like iPhones nor did I ever own one.

I recommend getting the 64GB version and putting a SSD in yourself. It will be cheaper than buying storage from Valve. SD Carts are too slow and it’s only marginally cheaper.

64GB alone is basically unusable.

You must be a special kind of stupid to buy a non pro iPhone.